Step 1: Give the baby some inappropriate sugary thing since mom is not home.

Step 2: Go to the backyard. Get fascinated by the fact that you get get better wifi reception in the backyard than you do inside the house.

Step 3: Come back to consciousness as you realize you haven’t heard from baby in a few minutes.

Step 4: Watch as baby eats the ants that have gathered on his sugary thing that he’s dropped in the backyard.