Sudanese man is caught in a compromising position with a goat. Owner of goat catches him, takes him to the council of elders. The elder’s ruling:

“They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife,”

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

Beautiful. And just in case you don’t believe in happy endings:

“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together”

Via Dilbert.