Sliding Scale of Old

Posted April 19, 2006 * Comments(1)

I noticed my pants are getting too short for me. Odd. I’m not getting any taller.

The realization hit that the pants are not shrinking. My waist is moving up.

WTF?

How does this happen? I’m 34 now. The waist has moved up maybe 1/2 an inch. Am I headed to old guy waist? Will the pants rise with each passing year, eventually reaching my armpits?

Very disconcerting.

1 Comment so far

  1. Hamed on April 28th, 2006

    Interesting!! Are you sure?!! So let’s talk to a specialist!!

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